I’m the sensible one with a wild side. I scrub (thanks, poppy seeds), I detox (hello, green clay), and I keep things fresh without pretending to be fancy. Tea tree understands the assignment so you don’t have to.

No scent, no fuss — I’m just a quirky little bar trying its best. I go with everything and leave your skin cleaner than your search history. Looking for someone who won’t panic when I start shrinking mysteriously over time.

Cleansing with a hint of side eye. Citrus up front, flaxseed in the back, and strong opinions about your chaotic bathroom products. Refreshing, reliable and won’t ghost you after two showers.

I’m quite possibly the only thing in your shower that isn’t trying to smell like a forest or a cupcake. I’m just here to moisturise and mind my business. Ideal match: anyone who likes their exfoliation to be more “ahh” than “ouch”.

I offer gentle cleansing and a mild obsession with your pores. I won’t judge the size of them…out loud anyway. Internally, of course I will. But it’ll help tidy them up, so it’s fine.

Some say I’m plain — I say I’m unscented and unbothered. No fragrance, no gimmicks… just pure ingredients and vibes. I’ll nourish your skin and your soul, one wash at a time. Must love soft hands.

It’s not easy being green.  Deep down I’m just a certified softie, who won’t overwhelm you with fragrance or feelings.  I’m just here to nourish your pores and your peace.  Swipe right for a partner who cleans up well.

Neem for the bugs, oatmeal for the itches - together we tackle whatever disaster your majestic chaos-donkey got into this time. I’m a horse shampoo bar which means I’ve seen things. Terrible things.

Perfect for the first timers and the fence sitters. Try me - then come back for the big lad.

Unsure what they’ll like? Sensible. This gift card is delivered by email and can be used on anything across the range. They get the fun of choosing. You get the satisfaction of having handled it well.